{"id":801,"date":"2022-11-14T13:48:20","date_gmt":"2022-11-14T19:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=801"},"modified":"2022-11-14T13:48:20","modified_gmt":"2022-11-14T19:48:20","slug":"revealed-simon-of-cyrene-used-jesuss-original-hair-spray-to-fool-all-twelve-disciples-into-believing-that-jesus-rose-from-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"Revealed! Simon of Cyrene Used Jesus\u2019s Original Hair Spray to Fool All Twelve Disciples into Believing that Jesus Rose from the Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A very full locked room \u2013 New research indicates that Simon of Cyrene stole Jesus\u2019s one-of-a-kind hair spray while carrying the cross and used it to convince the Disciples that Christ had risen from the dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cAh ha! I know that smell!\u201d John son of Zebedee announced excitedly after Simon of Cyrene picked the lock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe minute I got a whiff of that genuine Jesus smelling hair I was convinced!\u201d Peter said while sniffing the air contently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Doubting Thomas on the other hand was not so easily convinced and had to pull Simon\u2019s Whig off and sniff it for himself before believing in the resurrection. \u201cOnce I removed the Whig and put it right up to my rather doubtful nostrils, I knew Jesus was back from the dead!\u201d Thomas declared excitedly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, James the brother of Jesus declared that he would not be fooled by Simon of Cyrene\u2019s clever disguise unless he happened to be wearing Jesus\u2019s deodorant as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today A very full locked room \u2013 New research indicates that Simon of Cyrene stole Jesus\u2019s one-of-a-kind hair spray while carrying the cross and used it to convince the Disciples that Christ had risen from the dead. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cAh ha! I know that smell!\u201d John son of Zebedee announced excitedly after Simon of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}