{"id":809,"date":"2022-11-21T14:06:53","date_gmt":"2022-11-21T20:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=809"},"modified":"2022-11-21T14:06:53","modified_gmt":"2022-11-21T20:06:53","slug":"joseph-smith-replaces-the-holy-spirit-with-the-force","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Replaces the Holy Spirit with the Force"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carthage Illinois \u2013 Joseph Smith was a little bewildered when he learned that his old pal the angel Gabriel was unable to visit him. In his place, Gabriel had sent a little green creature known only as <em>Yoda <\/em>to talk with the LDS prophet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yoda immediately started talking about things that Joseph Smith knew nothing about. The most puzzling of which was something that he called <em>the Force<\/em>. \u201cMay the Force be with you!\u201d Yoda declared to a rather puzzled Smith.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And that was when a lightbulb went off in Joseph Smith\u2019s head and he realized that Heavenly Father was telling him to do away with that Holy Ghost stuff and use the force instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news Luke Skywalker was seen wandering around the America\u2019s with Jesus. Joseph Smith declined to affirm or deny that Yoda had anything to do with this peculiar new belief of his.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Carthage Illinois \u2013 Joseph Smith was a little bewildered when he learned that his old pal the angel Gabriel was unable to visit him. In his place, Gabriel had sent a little green creature known only as Yoda to talk with the LDS prophet. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yoda immediately started talking about things that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":811,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}