{"id":816,"date":"2022-11-30T16:47:53","date_gmt":"2022-11-30T22:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=816"},"modified":"2022-11-30T16:47:53","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T22:47:53","slug":"true-israelite-joseph-smith-tells-pharoah-in-perfect-egyptian-to-let-his-people-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=816","title":{"rendered":"True Israelite Joseph Smith tells Pharoah in Perfect Egyptian to Let His People Go"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Going Beyond the Satire: Did Joseph Smith know Egyptian? Read a cold case detective\u2019s examination of the evidence. <a href=\"https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/\">https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Egypt \u2013 Totally genuine Israelite Joseph Smith recently proved himself to be as much of an Israelite as Moses by standing up for the children of Israel himself while they were still enslaved in Egypt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI only finished translating the book of Abraham last week!\u201d Smith told Latter &#8211; Day Saints. \u201cMy Egyptian can\u2019t be that rusty.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cLet my people go!\u201d Joseph Smith yelled at Pharaoh, doing as good of a Charlton Heston impression as he could.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOh, you want a burger, do you?\u201d Pharaoh asked, apparently not understanding the obviously fluent LDS prophet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cLet my people go!\u201d Joseph Smith roared for a second time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cSorry, I think I misunderstood. Did you just say you wanted a raccoon with your burger?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 In related news, the LDS church just bought a brand-new Egyptian papyrus for Joseph Smith to give to Pharaoh to interpret for him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Going Beyond the Satire: Did Joseph Smith know Egyptian? 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