{"id":839,"date":"2022-12-08T12:26:34","date_gmt":"2022-12-08T18:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=839"},"modified":"2022-12-08T12:26:34","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T18:26:34","slug":"joseph-smith-reveals-that-jesus-bellowed-yeehaw-after-rising-from-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Reveals that Jesus Bellowed Yeehaw After Rising from the Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Independence Missouri \u2013 LDS prophet Joseph Smith realized that Jesus was even more American than he had originally thought after learning that Jesus used the thoroughly American expression \u201cYeehaw\u201d to symbolize his triumph over death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The original followers of Jesus were confused at how American their savior had become. \u201cThat ain\u2019t Aramaic.\u201d The disciple Peter puzzled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYeah, I didn\u2019t quite catch the meaning of that phrase.\u201d The disciple John added. \u201cJesus, are you okay? Or did I hallucinate your Yeehaw just then?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; By publishing time, Joseph Smith had released the following statement to his devoted followers. \u201cI bet that if Jesus were to return tomorrow, he would come in a red, white, and blue pickup truck waving a few Joseph Smith for President signs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The LDS Church could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Independence Missouri \u2013 LDS prophet Joseph Smith realized that Jesus was even more American than he had originally thought after learning that Jesus used the thoroughly American expression \u201cYeehaw\u201d to symbolize his triumph over death. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The original followers of Jesus were confused at how American their savior had become. \u201cThat ain\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":841,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions\/841"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}