{"id":853,"date":"2022-12-19T10:54:26","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T16:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=853"},"modified":"2022-12-19T10:55:45","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T16:55:45","slug":"horus-certain-that-jesus-could-not-have-been-born-of-a-virgin-after-failing-the-feat-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Horus Certain that Jesus Could Not Have Been Born of a Virgin After Failing the Feat Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire Note: How closely do the Christmas stories parallel ancient mythologies about Horus? A cold case detective investigates. <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-horus-myth\/\"><em>https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-horus-myth\/<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A Cave in the Middle of Egypt \u2013 An ancient God named Horus, who never existed because he was never conceived, expressed bewilderment after hearing about the Virgin birth of Jesus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow the heck did he manage that?\u201d Horus wondered aloud to his also non-existent four disciples. \u201cThat Jesus dude shouldn\u2019t exist if he was born of a virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Horus went on to recount his failures to be born. \u201cMy mommy thought she could just snap her fingers and then I would appear. The first-time mommy snapped her fingers, she had high hopes, but I still didn\u2019t exist afterward. The second time she even said abracadabra, but still no me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At publishing time, sources confirmed that Horus\u2019s mother was headed out to the chicken coup to see if it would be easier to hatch Horus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: How closely do the Christmas stories parallel ancient mythologies about Horus? A cold case detective investigates. https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-horus-myth\/ A Cave in the Middle of Egypt \u2013 An ancient God named Horus, who never existed because he was never conceived, expressed bewilderment after hearing about the Virgin birth of Jesus. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":854,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}