{"id":871,"date":"2022-12-29T10:13:13","date_gmt":"2022-12-29T16:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=871"},"modified":"2022-12-29T10:15:34","modified_gmt":"2022-12-29T16:15:34","slug":"worlds-one-and-only-apologetics-satire-writer-reveals-his-top-ten-headlines-of-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"World\u2019s One and Only Apologetics Satire Writer Reveals His Top Ten Headlines of 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Rochester MN \u2013 Will England, editor-in-chief of the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site and lead writer put together a list of his funniest headlines to celebrate the fact that his site is still in existence. <a>&nbsp;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; According to reliable sources, a nine-hundred-year-old Methuselah was not quite as impressed as the rest of the world that Rock Solid Apologia was still in operation after a full year. \u201cI\u2019ll be impressed if this site is still good when it gets to my age and not before.\u201d &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site encourage you to humor Will and check out a few of his favorite articles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\" type=\"1\">\n<li>Joseph Smith Reminds Jesus that True Martyrs Go Out with a Bang <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=735\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=735<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>In Sudden Change of Course, Charles Taze Russell Predicts Jesus Will Never Come Back <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=820\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=820<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Charles Taze Russell Reveals His Understanding of the Holy Spirit Comes from Star Wars <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=687\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=687<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Young Joseph Smith Tells His dad he Wants to be God When He Grows Up <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=847\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=847<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>In Groundbreaking First, Paul Agrees with Muhammad that the New World Translation of the Bible Has Been Corrupted <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=725\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=725<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Charles Taze Russell Reveals that Joseph Smith Taught him Greek <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=769\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=769<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mithras Argues that Jesus Couldn\u2019t Rise from the Dead Simply Because He Did Too <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=795\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=795<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Muhammad Suggests that Hot Air Balloons Were Used to Rescue Jesus from the Cross <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=742\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=742<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sources Indicate the Bible was Corrupted When Muhammad Was Included <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=813\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=813<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atheist Celebrates Rapture Because All the Christians Have Disappeared <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=435\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=435<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>After reading Will\u2019s favorite headlines, church father Tertullian commented. \u201cThe funniest thing about this Will dude is the fact that he thinks he is funny.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Be sure to check back in 2023 for the kind of stories that are only reported here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rochester MN \u2013 Will England, editor-in-chief of the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site and lead writer put together a list of his funniest headlines to celebrate the fact that his site is still in existence. &nbsp; 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