{"id":906,"date":"2023-01-23T15:41:13","date_gmt":"2023-01-23T21:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=906"},"modified":"2023-06-14T12:59:47","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T18:59:47","slug":"charles-taze-russell-assures-the-world-that-his-greek-is-just-as-good-as-his-klingon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=906","title":{"rendered":"Charles Taze Russell Assures the World that His Greek is Just as Good as His Klingon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pampa Texas \u2013 In an effort to silence his critics, who allege that the New World Translation of the Bible is untrustworthy since Russell didn\u2019t know an iota of Greek, Charles Taze Russell assured critics that his Greek skills are on par with his Klingon skills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cShmisherfunkle shall marshfiggles.\u201d Russell said in perfect Klingon, which roughly translates as \u201cMy Klingon good\u201d in English.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Unfortunately, Russell ruined his credibility with the following statement. \u201cSniggle Wiggles glue puddles gum.\u201d What Russell meant to say in English was \u201cI know Greek\u201d whereas what he actually said translated to \u201cWhat the heck is Hebrew?\u201d Inadvertently, proving that his Greek skills and Klingon skills are indeed exactly the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news, Charles Taze Russell was cast as Worf in an upcoming reboot of <em>Star Trek:<\/em> <em>The Next Generation<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Pampa Texas \u2013 In an effort to silence his critics, who allege that the New World Translation of the Bible is untrustworthy since Russell didn\u2019t know an iota of Greek, Charles Taze Russell assured critics that his Greek skills are on par with his Klingon skills. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cShmisherfunkle shall marshfiggles.\u201d Russell said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1082,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}