{"id":928,"date":"2023-02-13T14:59:25","date_gmt":"2023-02-13T20:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=928"},"modified":"2023-02-13T14:59:25","modified_gmt":"2023-02-13T20:59:25","slug":"darwin-starts-new-restaurant-which-proves-that-food-can-come-out-of-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Starts New Restaurant Which Proves that Food Can Come Out of Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shrewsbury England \u2013 In his latest plug for evolution, celebrated atheist Charles Darwin has started a new restaurant called <em>Cibus Ex Nihilo.<\/em> \u201cMy restaurant is the only restaurant recommended for those who want to lose weight!\u201d An excited Darwin declared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cibus <\/em><em>Ex Nihilo<\/em>, or literally food out of nothing will simply seat guests at nice booths and then wait for food and drink to evolve from nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; According to Darwin, the most frequent guests at <em>Cibus <\/em><em>Ex Nihilo<\/em> are religious people who are currently on a fast. \u201cMan does not live on bread alone\u201d Pastor Charles Haddon Spurgeon said after going out to eat at <em>Cibus <\/em><em>Ex Nihilo. <\/em>\u201cIt is only at Darwin\u2019s new restaurant that we Christians are reminded of that glorious truth!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Customer reviews from guests who are not on a fast include but are not limited too \u201cI\u2019m hungry\u201d \u201cI\u2019m famished\u201d and \u201cWhere is the local McDonalds?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; By publishing time, Darwin announced that the restaurant would be shutting down due to an inability to make money come from nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Shrewsbury England \u2013 In his latest plug for evolution, celebrated atheist Charles Darwin has started a new restaurant called Cibus Ex Nihilo. \u201cMy restaurant is the only restaurant recommended for those who want to lose weight!\u201d An excited Darwin declared. Cibus Ex Nihilo, or literally food out of nothing will simply seat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":679,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":929,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions\/929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}