{"id":959,"date":"2023-03-13T07:48:09","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T13:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=959"},"modified":"2023-03-13T07:48:09","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T13:48:09","slug":"after-decades-of-trying-atheists-finally-disprove-the-flying-spaghetti-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=959","title":{"rendered":"After Decades of Trying, Atheists Finally Disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire Note: Atheists equate belief in the existence of God with belief in the existence of the giant spaghetti monster.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a decades-long struggle with die-hard fans of spaghetti, the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science has finally proved conclusively that the giant spaghetti monster does not exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cIt turns out it was a figment of Richard Dawkins\u2019s imagination.\u201d A spokesman for RDFRS told the press.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In a statement, atheist Christopher Hitchens added. \u201cWe have also been able to disprove the existence of cosmic noodles, quantum super pancakes, and the gravitational pull of the almighty potato.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Charles Darwin pushed back against the new atheists advising them not to come to any hasty conclusions. \u201cIf we can rule out God, I don\u2019t think we can count the notion of a quantum super pancake out just yet. We need something to create the universe.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, the RDFRS announced a new initiative to attempt to disprove the existence of God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: Atheists equate belief in the existence of God with belief in the existence of the giant spaghetti monster. In a decades-long struggle with die-hard fans of spaghetti, the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science has finally proved conclusively that the giant spaghetti monster does not exist. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}