{"id":972,"date":"2023-03-21T11:49:06","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T17:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=972"},"modified":"2023-06-14T13:23:02","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T19:23:02","slug":"joseph-smith-assures-the-world-that-his-egyptian-is-just-as-good-as-his-klingon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=972","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Assures the World that His Egyptian Is Just as Good as His Klingon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Did Joseph Smith know Egyptian when he translated the Latter-Day Saint scripture the Book of Abraham? Cold Case Detective J. Warner Wallace investigates. <a href=\"https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/\">https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carthage Illinois \u2013 In an effort to reassure concerned Latter-Day Saints, Joseph Smith told sources that his Egyptian was just as good as his Klingon. In an effort to prove this dubious claim, Joseph Smith and Brigham Young decided to go evangelize Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry in Klingon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFloofer Doofer.\u201d Joseph Smith greeted Gene Roddenberry. According to Brigham Young, this was met with a confused glance from the Star Trek creator. The clarifying remark, \u201cBlubber flubber flipper flopper,\u201d did nothing to clarify Smith\u2019s point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s supposed to be Klingon,\u201d Young told Roddenberry. \u201cDon\u2019t you recognize it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In related news, Joseph Smith attempted to save Pharaoh&#8217;s soul in Egyptian and accidentally convinced the Egyptian monarch that the next plague to hit Egypt will be spaghetti and meatballs raining down from on high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Did Joseph Smith know Egyptian when he translated the Latter-Day Saint scripture the Book of Abraham? Cold Case Detective J. Warner Wallace investigates. https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/ Carthage Illinois \u2013 In an effort to reassure concerned Latter-Day Saints, Joseph Smith told sources that his Egyptian was just as good as his Klingon. In an effort [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":974,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972\/revisions\/974"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}