{"id":992,"date":"2023-04-06T13:30:31","date_gmt":"2023-04-06T19:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=992"},"modified":"2023-04-06T13:30:31","modified_gmt":"2023-04-06T19:30:31","slug":"revealed-latter-day-revelation-makes-writing-new-sermons-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=992","title":{"rendered":"Revealed! Latter Day Revelation Makes Writing New Sermons Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carthage Illinois \u2013 After running out of scripture to exegete for his latest sermon, LDS prophet Joseph Smith conveniently received a new revelation from God to preach from. Joseph Smith\u2019s latest sermon series will be expositing the script of the original Battlestar Galactica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Second LDS President Brigham Young expressed his gratitude to Heavenly Father that he never had to make up his own sermons. \u201cThere is so much new revelation, I just repeat what Heavenly Father says verbatim every Sunday,\u201d Young said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fifth LDS President Lorenzo Snow told congregants on Sunday that they were starting a brand-new series that really was brand new because God had just given it to him the previous evening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news, Pastor Charles Haddon Spurgeon is still faithfully expositing the Bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Carthage Illinois \u2013 After running out of scripture to exegete for his latest sermon, LDS prophet Joseph Smith conveniently received a new revelation from God to preach from. Joseph Smith\u2019s latest sermon series will be expositing the script of the original Battlestar Galactica. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Second LDS President Brigham Young expressed his gratitude [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":994,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions\/994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}