{"id":998,"date":"2023-04-12T07:42:43","date_gmt":"2023-04-12T13:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=998"},"modified":"2023-06-14T15:42:36","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T21:42:36","slug":"record-number-of-atheists-now-searching-for-the-da-vinci-code-on-the-history-channel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=998","title":{"rendered":"Record Number of Atheists Now Searching for The Da Vinci Code on the History Channel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oxford University \u2013 According to sources, the number of atheists who believe that <em>The Da Vinci Code<\/em> can be found on the history channel is at an all-time high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhere is it?\u201d Charles Darwin scratched his head as he scrolled through the history channel. \u201cFinding <em>The Da Vinci Code<\/em> on the history channel is harder than finding problems with the Bible.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cOf course, Jesus married Mary Magdalene!\u201d Joseph Smith told concerned atheists after the History Channel released an official statement saying it did not carry <em>The Da Vinci Code<\/em>. \u201cJesus probably married more women as well.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Related films that atheists wish could be found on the History Channel but aren\u2019t, include <em>Planet of the Apes 1, Planet of the Apes 2, <\/em>and <em>Planet of the Apes 3<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Oxford University \u2013 According to sources, the number of atheists who believe that The Da Vinci Code can be found on the history channel is at an all-time high. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhere is it?\u201d Charles Darwin scratched his head as he scrolled through the history channel. \u201cFinding The Da Vinci Code on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1000,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/1000"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}