“It hit my monkey bone.”

Charles Darwin

“I was rolling in my grave.”

Jonathan Edwards

“Can I get the Egyptian translation of this site, instead?”

Joseph Smith

“These witty jokes would put me and the Pope out of business.”

Martin Luther

“Jesus will return within the year and put an end to this!”

Charles Taze Russell

“Praise the lord that in his divine providence he predestined such glorious humor!”

John Calvin

“Don’t you dare canonize this at Nicaea!”

Muhammad

“This isn’t funny at all!”

The Father of Lies