Satura Apologia Today

Manitou Springs CO – For the second year in a row, we here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site have collected the New Years Resolutions of the folks foretold in Matthew 7:15.

Charles Taze Russell: Be as handsome and goodlooking as Joseph Smith. It sure worked with the ladies.

Joseph Rutherford: Stop Christmas. Especially Christmas trees.

Joseph Smith: Learn at least one more fictional language to supplement reformed Egyptian.

Brigham Young: Get married. Again.

Muhammad: Read the Quran in a year. Oh wait… Publish the picture book Quran 2025 edition.

Buddha: Forsake the desire to keep with any New Years Resolutions after they get challenging.

Krishna: Watch Avatar: The Last Airbender. He is an avatar after all.