Satura Apologia Today

Houston TX – Longtime friends and family of atheist Christopher Hitchens recently confirmed that the blustery atheist now believes in God.

            “Mr. Hitchens could no longer dismiss the case for God’s existence without evidence. December 15^th, 2011, marked the end of Mr. Hitchen’s evidence-denying days.” A longtime friend confided.

            “I was stunned.” Richard Dawkins told reporters upon hearing the news. “I thought that Christopher more than any of us would have avoided coming to the conclusion that the evidence leads us to.”

            “Who would have imagined that Christopher Hitchens, of all people, would become a theist?” Atheist Sam Harris marveled.

            By publishing time, the atheist community also received the shattering news that Fredrick Neichze became a theist as of August 25^th,1900. Additionally, Bertrand Russell, David Hume, and Immanuel Kant all believe in the existence of God.