Satura Apologia Today

Gaza Strip – A confused Muhammad recently picked up a copy of the local newspaper and felt more than just the normal confusion of looking at words he didn’t understand written on a page. When one of his companions read the news story aloud to the unlettered prophet, Muhammad was shocked.

            “Why is there only this Islamophobic focus on Muslims attacking Israel. Where is the outrage at the Berserking Buddhist menace? Islam is mostly a religion of peace, so I simply cannot under why Buddhist Berserkers are never given any negative mainstream coverage?”  

            At publishing time, the United Nations issued a statement condemning all Buddhist berserkers and urging them to cease and desist their hostile actions at once.