Satura Apologia Today

Rochester MN – We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site know how hard it is to give something up for lent. Cheer up, even some of the West’s leading atheists are abandoning something for the forty days of Lent. We talked with Ayann Hirsi Ali, Richard Dawkins, the family of Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris. Here is what they said!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Atheism. Her conversion to Christianity came just in time for lent!

Richard Dawkins: Civility. It’s high time to teach those religious fanatics a lesson.

Christopher Hitchens: Nothing. He is thirteen Lents too late.

Sam Harris: The Giant Spaghetti Monster. No more strawmen for lent!

We hope these choices inspire you as you decide what to give up this Easter season.