Satura Apologia Today

London – Cries of Joy ring out from London as the would-be LDS prophet Joseph Smith’s dilemma has been solved. Recently, Smith had been seen wandering the countryside debating which denomination to join.

            Fortunately, this problem was solved before Smith could go into the woods to have visions that would result in him starting a new religion. Instead of going into the woods to pray, Smith headed over to England to hear the preaching of the Prince of Preacher’s himself, Charles Haddon Spurgeon.

            Upon hearing the preaching of Pastor Spurgeon, Smith knew instantly what denomination to join and all his cravings to start a new religion vanished.

            “It’s just fantastic!” Said would be Latter Day Saint Brigham Young, who regularly attends Church with only one wife. “Instead of running a fantastical religion, with more wives than God’s, I am happily settled down with one God, one wife, and a great Church!”

            At last report, Smith was still a member of Spurgeon’s Church in good standing and will remain that way for the foreseeable future.