Satura Apologia Today

A School Filled with Atheists – Class, listen up! Charles Darwin recently entered the classroom to school his fellow atheists. Many prominent atheists attended Darwin’s lecture including Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens.

            “Listen, folks.” Darwin told the group. “We are in trouble. The universe is well over ten times more finely tuned than our best arguments are. We have got to finely tune our arguments, so they are at least in the ballpark of the fine tuning of the universe.”

            “Mr. Darwin that is impossible.” Christopher Hitchens belligerently declared in his fine accent. “How do we possibly conceive arguments that are that fine-tuned. I would have to be God to do that.” Darwin reminded Hitchens in an annoyed voice that was the problem. 

“Let’s be random in our arguments, like the universe.” Richard Dawkins suggested.

            “Look” a frustrated Darwin replied. “We have to use arguments that make more sense than the universe we believe in.”

            Ultimately, the atheists decided to sit for a couple million years and see what they could come up with.