Satura Apologia Today

Kirkland Ohio – It’s morning in America! LDS prophet Joseph Smith was rudely awakened early this morning by the sound of a hammer on his door. Smith’s wives reported that he was shocked to see the chubby face of the great Martin Luther standing with a hammer on his doorstep.

            The reason for Luther’s hammer became obvious enough when Joseph Smith saw 95 copies of ‘Egyptian for Dummies’ hanging on his door.

            “Thanks dude!” Smith said. “But whatever gave you the idea that I don’t know Egyptian? It’s not like I translated the Book of Abraham from the Egyptian Book of the Dead or anything.”

            In related news we checked out a cold case detectives work on the Book of Abraham and here are his findings. https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism/