Satura Apologia Today

Carthage Illinois – Joseph Smith was a little bewildered when he learned that his old pal the angel Gabriel was unable to visit him. In his place, Gabriel had sent a little green creature known only as Yoda to talk with the LDS prophet.

            Yoda immediately started talking about things that Joseph Smith knew nothing about. The most puzzling of which was something that he called the Force. “May the Force be with you!” Yoda declared to a rather puzzled Smith.

            And that was when a lightbulb went off in Joseph Smith’s head and he realized that Heavenly Father was telling him to do away with that Holy Ghost stuff and use the force instead.

            In related news Luke Skywalker was seen wandering around the America’s with Jesus. Joseph Smith declined to affirm or deny that Yoda had anything to do with this peculiar new belief of his.