Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: The “new atheist” movement was spearheaded by four men, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, and Daniel Dennett. They referred to themselves as the four horsemen.

Check out Dr. John Lennox’s debate with Richard Dawkins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVEuQg_Mglw

Metropolitan Baptist Church – After preaching through the book of Revelation and scaring half his congregation away with stirring teaching on the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Pastor Charles Haddon Spurgeon could take a deep breath as those horsemen have finally been revealed. Congregants were relieved to learn that the horsemen described in Revelation 6 were only three old guys and one young guy who talk a lot.

“I was expecting death to come riding in on a pale horse, I can’t tell you how relieved I was to see Mr. Richard Dawkins toddling down from Heaven instead.” A congregant known as Joe said.

 Congregant Lucille echoed that sentiment. “I thought the apocalypse would be a little more spectacular than four dudes sitting around smoking pipes and sharing their faith in the non-existence of God with one another.”

By publishing time, Richard Dawkins announced that in a new initiative to make more atheists, he would ride up and down the streets of London in a black hood on a pale horse encouraging people to have faith that God does not exist.