Beyond the Satire Note: What would convince atheists that God exists? Check out this clip of famed atheist Richard Dawkins admitting that nothing would. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vG_8wkwhr0  

London England – In an explanation far more probable than God for explaining the origins of the universe, atheist Charles Darwin posited aliens from Mars. Darwin went on to claim that he had eyewitness testimony backing his theory.

“I saw them seed life here on Earth on BBC television when I was a kid,” Darwin said. “It looked pretty real to me.” Darwin paused. “Or perhaps the CGI was just really good.”

In related news, atheist Richard Dawkins posited that the giant spaghetti monster created the world. Atheist Christopher Hitchens suggested that unicorns from Jupiter were probably responsible for life on earth. While atheist Sam Harris proposed anything other than God including but not limited to omnipotent waffles as an explanation.