Satura Apologia Today

Publisher's Note: This article was published by admin, but written by Timothy, writer here at Rock Solid Apologia.

Kent England – Charles Darwin has finally laid out a theory for why it can be so hard to argue with scripture; it has evolved. His new book states that the Bible started out as an easily disproven book of fairy tales, full of contradictions, but over time evolved into a cohesive story due to survival of the fittest.

            “No one in their right mind could have believed the original book called the Bible,” said Darwin when asked about his theory. “But over time, scribes made mistakes while copying it. Over time, new scribes started copying the faulty versions that made the most sense. This process repeated until the Bible became the impenetrable fortress of reason it is now.

            As to why all the Bibles say virtually the same thing, Darwin stated. “Obviously, the Bible was written millions of years ago. Since papyrus cannot fossilize like animals can, all the old copies rotted away.

            After reading the book, Joseph Smith, and Charles Taze Russell both started arguing about whose translation of the Bible was the original version Darwin was talking about.