Satura Apologia Today

Beyond the Satire Note: Why don’t Latter-Day Saints drink coffee? Read what they themselves say here. https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/comeuntochrist/article/why-dont-latter-day-saints-drink-coffee

Metropolitan Baptist Church – A confused Pastor Charles Spurgeon was left scratching his head upon learning that the LDS temples don’t serve coffee after service.

“Why else would you go to a service that preaches bad theology, if not for the coffee after service?” Spurgeon wondered aloud to anyone who would listen. “These Latter-Day Saint dudes are super nice guys, so I was sure the whole reason Mormonism got going was drinking Starbucks in the Foyer.”

“What do they do between services?” Spurgeon continued in his ponderings. “I can’t imagine Joseph Smith sitting around a table conversing with a bunch of vegans over bread and water.”

The Latter-Day Saint Church did not respond to our request for comment.