Satura Apologia Today

Harvard University – Protests have erupted across Campus, as outraged students protest Gondor’s efforts to crush the orcs.

            “The Dark Lord was on that land first!” Students declared in an open letter. “The people of Gondor, especially the Dunedain rangers have been oppressing orcs for the longest time. We stand in solidarity with the Dark Lord as he tries to wipe Gondor and all its people off the map.”

            “Gondor is a racist regime.” The letter continued. “It persists in calling our beloved Sauron by the racist designation of ‘the Dark Lord.’”

            In related news, Harvard University Students also penned an open letter blaming the Jewish People for the terrorist attacks perpetrated by Islamic Jihadists.