Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – Following the recent outbreak of war in Israel, the Islamic prophet Muhammad reiterated to jihadis the importance of peacefully killing the Jewish people rather than violently killing Jewish people.

            “This is so important.” Muhammad stressed. “Islam is a religion of peace. That means no violent terrorist attacks, only semi peaceful ones!”

            Muhammad went on to give his marching orders. “Peacefully slaughter those who do not believe in the name of Allah!” Muhammad told those of his followers who were inclined to wage jihad. “Oh, you who believe,” Muhammad continued, “Annihilate the Jewish people in the spirit of tranquility that was given to you by your lord.”

            At publishing time, Israel and Palestine were both peacefully burning per Muhammad’s peaceful wishes.