Satura Apologia Today

The Vatican – His eminence, Pope Leo X recently sent a handwritten letter to the apostle Paul sternly warning him against plagiarizing the writings of Martin Luther. In an infallible note, written by an infallible Pope, guarded by an infallible Church, Pope Leo threatened Paul with excommunication should he persist in writing letters that are identical with protestant doctrine.

            “Your epistles borrow extensively from the theology of the reformation.” The Pope wrote ex cathedra. “Don’t you know that the theology you are stealing from was condemned by the holy and apostolic church?”

            The apostle Paul was left scratching his head, wondering who exactly the Pope was, where exactly he got the idea that he was infallible from, and who in the world Martin Luther was.

            By publishing time, sources close to the Pope had confirmed that he sent a different note asking the apostle Paul to stop borrowing from John Calvin in the book of Ephesians.