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Outside the Garden of Eden – After eating from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil failed to make Adam and Eve just like God, the first couple to ever sin, or exist for that matter, announced a new plan to become Gods.

“Eve and I made our decision to be baptized as Latter-Day Saints today, in hopes of becoming Gods of our own planets someday.” Adam announced immediately following his exile from the garden for eating fruit that the Devil claimed would do just that. “Upon reflection, Eve and I have decided that the LDS exaltation process is a far, far more reliable way to attain Godhood than eating apples.” Adam said.

Second President of the LDS Church Brigham Young praised the decision, commending the first couple for trying to be like God in the way Joseph Smith suggested rather than the way the Devil suggested.

Adam and Eve did not reply immediately to our request for comment.