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Beyond the Satire Note: The “Fifth Horsewomen” of the new atheists recently converted to Christianity causing consternation to atheists everywhere. Read the details of her conversion here. https://unherd.com/2023/11/why-i-am-now-a-christian/

Oxford UK – Famed atheist Richard Dawkins could not describe the lament he felt after hearing the news of Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s conversion to Christianity. His lament lasted until he was reminded that Ayaan Hirsi Ali still shares his nonbelief in the existence of ninety nine percent of the Gods in human history.

“I really can’t understand why theists are celebrating Ayaan’s conversion.” Richard Dawkins told sources. “Ayann still doesn’t believe in Thor, Odin, Wotan, Zeus, Herne, Horus, Osiris, Marduk, Dagon, or Allah for that matter.” Dawkins gave his trademark smirk.

“I look forward to a continued partnership with Ayaan to fight against irrational people everywhere who maintain faith in Thor or Horus or whatever other God besides the Christian one they imagine to be real.” Dawkins said in an official statement put out on Richarddawkins.net.

At publishing time, Dawkins did not reply to our request for comment.