Satura Apologia Today

The Local Church – Like all good non–believers, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and Charles Darwin dutifully filed into Church to celebrate nice baby Jesus and forget all about big powerful Jesus.

            The Darwin couple expressed overwhelming appreciation for their Church’s Christmas eve service. “Ahh.” Charles Darwin sighed contentedly. “This is the only time of the year I can walk away from Church feeling like I could easily cleave Jesus in two with my lightsaber.”

            “I love to hear the Christmas story!” Muhammad told congregants. “It warms my heart to hear how Jesus came out of the stork on Christmas morning.”

            The Pastor for his part was sure that he was doing something right when he saw Muhammad and Joseph Smith sitting in his congregation. “They’re even comfortable enough to bring all their wives to service!” The Pastor marveled.

            At the time of this article’s publication, the pastor was disappointed to see that none of his first-time guests had returned to Church the following week.