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CNN – Charles Taze Russell was recently offered a job as a political analyst for CNN. According to the job description, Russell’s specialty would be predicting the outcome of upcoming elections.

“He has all the qualifications we look for in a political forecaster.” A senior analysist familiar with the appointment said. “Just like every other specialist who forecasts the winner of presidential elections, Mr. Russell is wrong 99.9% of the time. Take his organization’s prediction that Jesus would return in 1925, why, that was just as erroneous as predictions that Clinton would beat Trump.” The analyst chuckled to himself.

“Most importantly,” the analyst went on. “Mr. Russell has shown himself willing to just keep on making predictions even when they are wrong every single time. It really takes guts to keep at it when nothing you say ever happens over and over again. Some newbies give up and find a different calling, it a takes a rare type to just keep at it year after year.”

By publishing time, Charles Taze Russell forecasted that current President Joe Biden would decisively beat Ronald Reagan in the upcoming 2024 election.