Satura Apologia Today
Rochester MN – False prophets and false teachers are notorious for taking Bible verses out of context. We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site managed to get a complete list of many of today’s trending false teacher’s favorite verses in the Bible. As with many of the verses they cite, some of these verses may be a bit out of context…
Muhammad: “The Kingdom of Heaven will be like ten virgins…” – Matthew 25:1
Buddha: “…And Meditate on you in the watches of the night.” – Psalm 63:6
Joseph Smith: “Now… had seventy sons, his own offspring, for he had many wives.” – Judges 8:30
Charles Darwin : “…Nothing…” – 1st Timothy 6:7, “Absolute Futility…” –Ecclesiastes 1:2
Brigham Young: “He had 700 wives, who were princesses, and 300 concubines…” – 1st Kings 11:3
Charles Taze Russell: “…Jehovah…” – Psalm 83 : 18, “…Jehovah…” – Isaiah 12 :2
Well, there you have it! The best passages of the good book according to leading false teachers.