Satura Apologia Today
Rochester MN – With the rising number of “nones” here in the United States, we here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site thought it would be handy to have a list of key beliefs all in one place.
No, we are not talking Nuns as in the Catholics, we are talking about “Nones,” those that don’t affiliate with any particular religion. Check out the disturbing new statistics here, before getting our breakdown of their key beliefs. https://www.npr.org/2024/01/24/1226371734/religious-nones-are-now-the-largest-single-group-in-the-u-s
- Where did the universe come from? Nothing
- What is the point of life? No point whatsoever.
- What gets you out of bed every morning? Nothing
- Where does morality come from? Nowhere
- What do we know about God? Nothing
- Where are we going? Nowhere
- What is our worth as human beings? Nothing
- Why are you a “none?” No clue
- What do “nones” even believe? Nothing. See previous answers for further elaboration.
- Why would anybody de convert to become a “none?” No reason
- How would you sum up your beliefs to an evangelical friend? Nothing
- What do you enjoy doing for fun? Nothing
- Who could convince you that you are mistaken? No one.
- What can we do to fix the world? Nothing
- How often do you vote? Never
- Anything else you would care to add? No
So, what does a “none” believe? Literally nothing. Zip. Zero. Nadda. Never before in the history of religious affiliation has a title been so fitting as that of a “none.” We hope this list of beliefs will be handy when you find yourself in a conversation with a "none."