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Dehradun India – In a win for Star Wars fans everywhere, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi founder of the Transcendental Meditation delivered a groundbreaking announcement on X formerly known as Twitter.

“I have become one with the force and the force is with me.” The Maharishi tweeted. “Together we symbolize the oneness of all things.” As evidence of his oneness with a figment of George Lucus’ fertile imagination, the Maharishi took to TikTok showing off some of his new Yoda inspired yoga moves.

“The Maharishi is becoming one with fantasy as well as reality!” The Dalai Lama said on an official statement cheering the move.

At the time of this article’s publication, concerns had arisen that the Maharishi may have become one with the anti-force as well, given his latest Darth Vader inspired yoga moves on TikTok.