Satura Apologia Today

Sinai – Catholics across the world are rejoicing as the Pope returns from his forty-day long consultation with himself about what to infallibly decree next. After forty days of thinking, the Pope returned from Sinai with the Ten Thousandth commandment.

            “You thought it was hard to keep Biblical doctrine straight, wait till you see the ten thousandth commandment!” The overjoyed Pope declared.

            In related news, Martin Luther also returned from Mount Sinai with his 99 stone tablets. According to reliable sources, some Catholics thought Scripture alone might be simpler after all.