Satura Apologia Today

Jerusalem – Recently an anti-Jesus coalition showed up in Jerusalem to kill the son of God. This coalition consisted primarily of angry Jews and confused Romans. However, some in the atheist community showed up as well. Richard Dawkins was perhaps the most well-known atheist in the crowd. Sources confirmed that Richard Dawkins was giving a copy of the God Delusion to anyone who looked remotely literate.

            “If this book works as I intend it to, the idea of a God will be dead.” an angry Richard Dawkins declared, wielding The God Delusion as a sword.

            “Mr. Dawkins, that is not possible!” Pontius Pilate said, appearing behind Dawkins.

            “Why ever not?” Dawkins asked indignantly.

            “Because I just crucified him. I am the only dude in human history that can truthfully claim to have killed the Son of God.”

            “Oh my God! You are right.” A mortified Dawkins replied.

Pilate threw up his hands in indignation. “How long it will take you guys to realize that the only way that God will die is if he chooses to die to save his people.”

            At publishing time, the anti – Jesus conference in Jerusalem disbanded just as the stone was rolled away from the tomb. Eyewitnesses have confirmed that Jesus has risen from the dead.