Satura Apologia Today

The Local Library – Uh Oh! Charles Darwin just got his hands on a dictionary. The local librarian admitted she was surprised to see the renowned evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin sitting in the corner of the library scribbling on a dictionary.

            “Ha!” A pleased Darwin told the librarian. “I have changed the definition of Atheist. See, atheism used to mean that an atheist denies the existence of God. Now an atheist denies the existence of his own sin.” Darwin grinned happily. Spectators wondered if the librarian was a Calvinist after she sniffed in dismay and said “Oh, you depraved sinner” and left.  

            In a record first John Calvin agreed with Charles Darwin. “This guy nailed the definition of atheism!” Calvin said happily. “I think I will get him a tulip.” This story is developing. When the article was published, Calvin was seen walking up to Darwin’s residence with a vase of tulips.