Rochester MN – Shouts of joy can be heard across the nation as Rock Solid Apologia announces that new writers will be joining the apologetics staff. For almost a year, Will England has been RSA’s sole writer. It is with great thanksgiving that we can announce that those dark days are over!

            The rejoicing has not been confined to the present. Upon hearing the news, Jacob Arminius, the great Armenian said “Praise be! I can enjoy the humor of the worlds one and only apologetics satire site without suffering the Calvinism of that Will dude all the time. If there is one thing I can’t abide, it’s a Calvinist with humor.”  Sources confirmed that Arminius bellowed out a joyful noise, singing the hallelujah chorus.

            At publishing time, Will refused his own request for comment.