Satura Apologia Today

Rochester MN – Breaking news has been brought to our attention by Dr. Andy Bannister over at https://www.andybannister.net/ that the famed bear Winnie the Pooh was in fact a Muslim. This breaking news comes on the heels of news right out of the seventh century that Jesus the son of God, was also a Muslim. This claim traces its origins back to the Quran.

            We here at the world’s one and only apologetics satire site concluded after reading Dr. Bannister’s groundbreaking report, that if one can conclude that Jesus was a Muslim, one can also conclude that Winnie is a Muslim.

            Read the essay for yourself here! http://www.andybannister.net/was-winnie-the-pooh-a-good-muslim/

            Dr. Andy Bannister contributed to this report.