Satura Apologia Today

Upstate New York - The Publishers of the Book of Mormon recently announced that an exciting new work was in the making from LDS prophet Joseph Smith himself. Smith said he is working on a collaborative work with atheist Charles Darwin to be entitled ‘Origin of God’s.’

            Smith said the answers to the Origin of his God came from some scroll written in a previously unknown language known as “reformed ape language.” Darwin disputed the claim saying this was just science and there were not any mysterious ape languages or lost scrolls.

            Richard Dawkins confided to sources that ‘Origin of Gods’ was his inspiration for ‘the God Delusion.’ “Who knew that the solution to the questions I raise in the God Delusion could be answered by Joseph Smith.” Dawkins said. “Who created God? That is a silly question, God evolved into becoming God. It’s really simple if you think about it.”

            At publishing time, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints was looking forward to adding ‘Origin of Gods’ to be there fifth scripture along with the Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, the Pearl of Great Price and the Bible.