Satura Apologia Today

Myra – A big day for jolly old St. Nicholas as atheists from around the globe gather in the little town of Myra to celebrate the fact that Santa Clause has finally been disproven. Sources report that the historical St. Nicholas himself invited the atheists to come down to Myra and celebrate their centuries in coming achievement.

            “Bring it in boys!” St. Nicholas told the jubilant crowd of atheists. “You did it!” Nick said. “You have proven that the God you don’t believe in, AKA Santa Clause, my alter ego, does not exist! Congrats fellas!” Witnesses confirmed that St. Nick offered the atheists a cookie.

            “Now that you boys have disproven Santa Clause and the tooth fairy, on to the important things! On to God! Good luck.”

            Sources warn atheists of getting their hopes up about atheism’s success in disproving God. As of publishing time, most of the attendees at St. Nick’s party didn’t realize there was any difference between God and Santa, thus mission accomplished. A bewildered St. Nick refused our request for comment.