Satura Apologia Today

Arabia – Shattering news for Christians comes as God fulfills the prophecy to raise up a prophet from among the Israelite people just as he promised in Deuteronomy 18:18. Today that Israelite has been revealed and he has the unlikely Hebrew name of Muhammad.

            “I very narrowly escaped the Babylonians.” A traumatized Muhammad said, as he recounted his harrowing escape from Jerusalem. “After I escaped, I fled to the Americas and lived with the lost tribes of Israel there.”

            Muhammad’s story hit a bit of a snag when LDS prophet Joseph Smith popped out of the crowd. “Uh Muhammad, peace be upon you, now you are stealing from LDS theology. Only Latter-Day Saints claim the Israelites went to America” Smith said.

            Undeterred by Joseph Smith’s interruption, Muhammad finished recounting his Hebraic history by assuring the assembled crowd of Muslims that all lost Israelites look exactly like Joseph Smith.  

            Satura Apologia Today reached out to Moses about Muhammad’s fulfillment of Deuteronomy 18:18, but he could not be reached for comment.