Satura Apologia Today

Rome – Holy rage is coming from Rome today as Pope Leo X summons Martin Luther to vent his frustration with scripture. It recently dawned upon his eminence that scripture was in fact, far more infallible than he is.

            “How can this be?!” Leo vented at Luther. “I always thought my fine physique was more likely to be infallible than the Bible.” Leo patted himself affectionately.

            “But it turns out that the Bible has a hundred percent inerrancy rate and I have a Catholic inerrancy rate. In other words, I am just a tiny bit more inerrant than Joseph Smith.”

            By publishing time, this realization had become so heavy on his eminence’s shoulders that he handed the office of Pope over to Martin Luther.