Satura Apologia Today

Arabia – With the passing of the prophet Muhammad, the Quran has become a whole lot harder to interpret.

“Without the Prophet (peace be upon him) how am I supposed to know what any of this stuff means? It’s worse than trying to read Shakespear in school!” The normally devout Muslim Abdullah McMomma said.

Fortunately for Islam, LDS prophet Joseph Smith came riding in on a white horse to save Muhammad’s proverbial bacon. “Use my hat.” Smith offered. “By looking into the hat, I could interpret the golden plates given to me by the angel Moroni. I am sure sticking your face into the blackness of a hat will make the Quran clearer.”

If Muhammad could be reached for comment, this article would not have been necessary.

Beyond the Satire: It is claimed that Joseph Smith was able to read the golden plates by looking into a hat. Check out this article by Detective J. Warner Wallace comparing the evidence for the resurrection with the evidence for the golden plates. https://coldcasechristianity.com/writings/the-witnesses-of-the-resurrection-compared-to-the-witnesses-of-the-golden-plates/