Satura Apologia Today

Geneva – The reformation is really heating up as Pope Leo X heads to Geneva to face off with the great John Calvin. Early reports indicate that his eminence was surprised to see Calvin rocking the sunglasses as well as the theology.

            “When I spew heresy, it is positively divine!” Leo declared. “Seriously, Luther can’t make false doctrine sound as good as I can.”

            “Really dude?” Calvin said, peering at the pope over his sunglasses. “Luther was predestined to be cooler than you.”

            By the time of this articles publishing, Martin Luther had not disputed the claim that the Pope made false doctrine sound better than he did. In fact, Luther revealed that his false teaching sounded as good as his singing.