Satura Apologia Today

The empty tomb – Confusion erupted recently after Roman Prefect Pontius Pilate was brought to trial for the murder of Jesus of Nazareth. Pilate pleaded guilty. The guilty plea was not surprising considering how many witnessed Christ’s death. The Roman Prefect reminded the court that Jesus didn’t stay dead and that manslaughter charges were not entirely accurate. “An exception should be made in this case.” Pilate argued.

            Before the guilty verdict was handed down, Islamic prophet Muhammad appeared and argued that Jesus did not die in the first place. The Court sided against Muhammad in favor of the multitude of witnesses who watched the crucifixion.

            In related news, JW founder Charles Taze Russel sued the court for getting the method of Jesus’s execution wrong.