Satura Apologia Today

The Local McDonalds – After Emma Darwin left to see relatives in Illinois about a week ago, atheist Charles Darwin got tired of waiting for his food to come out of nothing and headed to the local McDonalds for a big mac.

            “I am looking for your evolved quarter pounder.” Darwin said.

            “You want what now?” Confused waiter Roberto Luongo asked Darwin.

            “Oh, you know, the evolved quarter pounder. What do they call it these days?” It was as if a light bulb went off in Darwin’s head. “The big mac!”

            “Mr. Darwin, I am a creationist when it comes to good burgers.” Roberto Luongo replied. Sources close to Darwin indicated that the famed atheist was hungry enough that he did not object to a created burger if it would just sustain him long enough until his wife got home.