Satura Apologia Today

Mecca – After failing to find himself in the Bible and only narrowly squeezing himself into the Book of Mormon (https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=306), Muhammad has indicated that he will now try to make an appearance in Darwin’s ‘Origin of Species.’

            “I am that cool looking dude!” Muhammad exclaimed, pointing to the cover art depicting Charles Darwin. “You know, the guy right next to King Kong!”

            When told by Darwin that King Kong was not in anyway prophesied about in ‘Origin of Species,’ Muhammad appeared to be quite upset. By publishing time, Muhammad figured it wouldn’t matter what Darwin originally wrote, considering Muhammad was just adding things anyway.

            At this time, record numbers of atheists had converted to Islam after learning that Charles Darwin and Muhammad looked identical.