Satura Apologia Today

Rome – In catastrophic news for atheists everywhere, atheist and naturalist Charles Darwin becomes Pope in the multiverse. God bless his eminence Pope Charles I! Pope Charles is expected to issue some dogmatic statements affirming young earth creationism.

            Atheists around the world are weeping and gnashing teeth together as they realize that not only does this universe believe in God, but so does every other universe.

In a statement, his holiness announced that the multiverse would also see the late Christopher Hitchens become Archbishop of Canterbury and Richard Dawkins would finally get something right.

            Back in our universe Pope Francis was irate. “If he can become Pope in the multiverse, Martin Luther could become Pope too! Oh, wait.” https://rocksolidapologia.com/?p=315